ss18:

womanbecomescow:

God u know when ur sleepy drunk or high and ur trying to plug the charger into your phone but you keep missing the phones pussy like stay PUT

the phone’s WHAT?

avenuegrande:

1-800-lem-nade:

Riverdale for people now is what Glee was for us back then

falafelchef:

usercela:

LGBT stands for

Let’s Get This Bread

pearl-squared:

heartsfemme:

heartsfemme:

women are… like pasta

i love eating both

janelle monae wrote this at 2:30 am from her samsung smart fridge

michelle-maya:

vanitycase131:

kimreesesdaughter:

acoustickitty01:

kimreesesdaughter:

icouldplayanything:

sexatoxbridge:

Who said no???

White People.

Wait, remember what? The band? Of course. And I’m white. But… was it something else?

LMFAO

Son